i hate when guys have that weak ass michael cera mustache like please shave it off you look like a sad weasel
The Mrs. Carter Show: 1+1
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
Greatest SELFIE in the history of selfies
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
What’d you get on that history test
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS