I’ll never forget the day my mom saw Rick Ross on TV, stared for a good two minutes, turned around and said “when the fuck did your father become a rapper?” 😂😂😂😂
people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
I’ve deleted all of that shit. I couldn’t take it.
Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
#the ultimate brotrayal
do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is
You have been fighting Palestine for about 60 years now, using advanced weapons and America’s financial aid against a country that has no army, no weapons, no money and no central government. And you still haven’t managed to win. When will you get it? You can’t beat a country that is protected by Allah.
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.